The LifeSavers That Saved A Life...

Who would have ever thought that lifesavers really saves lives...


And no, I am not talking about the life savers you find on boats. I'm talking about the wonderfully delicious, circular candy, specifically Butter Rum.


Here is the tale of how Churches & Chipotle came to be and how a single lifesaver saved a life.
*dim lights* It was just your average night out in the City... 3 hot chicks looking for fun (well at least we consider ourselves humbly hot tee hee hee). We decided we would head to one of our local entertainment districts for a few drinks and hopefully some eye candy. Needless to say drinks are all we got. The eye candy was more like sour patch kids and nerds.

But the night was not a complete waste for somebody had a great idea..

"Let's go to the Hookah Bar*..."
(scratches hookah bar off the ol bucket list)
*we shall explain what Hookah bar is at the end*On the way to the Hookah bar we were fortunate to observe a lovers’ quarrel between two fella's...oh isn't love grand...cursing each other out, shoving one another in a cab then back out again...oh to be in love... LoL, At any rate... so we mosey on along and make it to the Hook! I have been introduced to the Hookah experience but Chipotle had not, but together we were total Hookah Bar virgins. The thought of sitting around sucking on a pipe shared with friends seemed so so so well "unvirgin like".... So we examine the menu (yes they had a menu) we appropriately decide on the flavor Sex On The Beach... And heck why not we were already sucking on a pipe, it might as well have had a visually pleasing thought to go along with the act…

We take our seats all gitty like 5yrs olds at Christmas… A couple of puffs in and we think we are some Hookah pros.. there was no way you could tell us we didn’t know what we were doing.. That is.. until one of the workers came over to tell us just that.. who asked him anyway.. “Hookah Bar Virgins” are allowed mistakes. It’s in the Hookah Bar Virgin manual (page 6 paragraph 3).. so after we were so rudely interrupted with “proper hookah” instructions, we went back to Hookahing (is that a word.. DANG right it is because I said it is now what sucka) we meet “McDonalds” and “Wendys” (they actually introduced themselves as such).... two very nice young men who happen to work that the fore mention places.. so we being the nice and inviting women that we are, introduced ourselves as Chipotle, Panera, and Churches (Panera will be making guest appearances)... it only seems appropriate since they introduced themselves as “McDonalds”& “Wendys”.. So that is how Chipotle and Churches came to be.. but enough of that.. on to the good stuff..


We get to the car and Chipotle is all.."I think I am going to throw up".. At the sounds of this, Panera makes a mad dash out the car. I think she reached the sidewalk in 2.2 seconds.. While Panera was smart to make a mad dash, I sat there cool and collect. This cool and collective demeanor was brought to you by Rum & Coke... I think i had the reaction time of a sloth.


So we hookah the night away having our own merry good time until it is time to leave...*que the music*..









Well at this point it's a little past two and we get to the car and Chipotle is all.."I think I am going to throw up"..



At the sounds of this, Panera makes a mad dash out the car. I think she reached the sidewalk in 2.2 seconds.. While Panera was smart to make a mad dash, I sat there cool and collect. This cool and collective demeanor was brought to you by Rum & Coke... I think i had the reaction time of a sloth. So good ole Chipotle proceeds to roll down the window in anticipation of the "Earl"...

So me being the wise and noble person that I am proceed to search in my bag for the all knowing "Lifesaver of Life" Butter Rum. After that a couple of Butter Rums in her system and fresh night air! Chipotle was all better and at this point, started the car in anticipation of leaving Panera who was of absolutely no assistance. I guess Chipotle figured maybe Panera could catch a "Subway" home....tee hee. We laughed all the way home and it was good night amongst friends. We hope you enjoyed this ride with us boys and girl and will come back for the next Adventures of Chipotle & Churches!






*The hookah lounge (also called a shisha bar or den, especially in Britain and parts of Canada, or a hookah bar) is an establishment where patrons share shisha (flavored tobacco) from a communal hookah or nargile which is placed at each table. Some hookah lounges are business modeled as such from their inception. Others are cafés or other establishments to which the element of hookah smoking was added later. Hookah lounges of all sorts have become popular in parts of Europe and North America in the last decade. -Source good ol "Wikipedia"